Dawn's Digression.
Tuesday, July 22, 2003
"Breaking News from ABCNEWS.com
U.S. Officials Reasonably Confident Saddam's Sons Are Dead"
What the tarnation is that? Is that really a headline? "Reasonably Confident?" Doesn't sound like a headline to me. A headline would be "U.S. Officials Found Saddam's Sons' bodies" But that's just me. We know how radical I can be. I need to see some carnage to believe it. Not that I'm saying that I want carnage. Oh, nevermind....
So, I went looking at refrigerators at Se@rs at lunch today. If you need any appliances, this outlet is the place to go. Tons of appliances. Anyway... You may not know this about me, but I love T@co Bueno. Not as much as I love T@co Bell, because T@co Bueno is more expensive. And some of that is in the quality. I'm sorry, but it's true. Well, I've had this coupon in my wallet since April for a free taco, but the commissioner doesn't really care for Bueno and there isn't one anywhere near our house. As I was leaving Sears, I saw Bueno directly across the street. Even as my stomach rumbled it's warning, I pulled into the parking lot. I was wild and wooly. Yes, I was. I threw caution to the wind. I ordered myself a B.O.B, (paid two dollars and something for it, even...At Bell a burrito supreme would be 1.99...but again with the quality...Not that this is Chip0tle or anything. It's not...But the quality is still better than Bell. That's all I'm saying. Not that I mean to slander Bell. We know I love The Bell, and have no criticisms of The Bell. Well, besides the quality, but you get what you pay for, and most of the time I'm okay with being cheap. Almost ALL the time I'm okay with being cheap. And getting what I pay for.) my free taco, cinnamon chips, and a medium diet coke. You know, cuz the diet balances out all that crap I just ordered. My stomach is making noises, but I haven't doubled over with cramps yet. I'll get back to you on that one.
U.S. Officials Reasonably Confident Saddam's Sons Are Dead"
What the tarnation is that? Is that really a headline? "Reasonably Confident?" Doesn't sound like a headline to me. A headline would be "U.S. Officials Found Saddam's Sons' bodies" But that's just me. We know how radical I can be. I need to see some carnage to believe it. Not that I'm saying that I want carnage. Oh, nevermind....
So, I went looking at refrigerators at Se@rs at lunch today. If you need any appliances, this outlet is the place to go. Tons of appliances. Anyway... You may not know this about me, but I love T@co Bueno. Not as much as I love T@co Bell, because T@co Bueno is more expensive. And some of that is in the quality. I'm sorry, but it's true. Well, I've had this coupon in my wallet since April for a free taco, but the commissioner doesn't really care for Bueno and there isn't one anywhere near our house. As I was leaving Sears, I saw Bueno directly across the street. Even as my stomach rumbled it's warning, I pulled into the parking lot. I was wild and wooly. Yes, I was. I threw caution to the wind. I ordered myself a B.O.B, (paid two dollars and something for it, even...At Bell a burrito supreme would be 1.99...but again with the quality...Not that this is Chip0tle or anything. It's not...But the quality is still better than Bell. That's all I'm saying. Not that I mean to slander Bell. We know I love The Bell, and have no criticisms of The Bell. Well, besides the quality, but you get what you pay for, and most of the time I'm okay with being cheap. Almost ALL the time I'm okay with being cheap. And getting what I pay for.) my free taco, cinnamon chips, and a medium diet coke. You know, cuz the diet balances out all that crap I just ordered. My stomach is making noises, but I haven't doubled over with cramps yet. I'll get back to you on that one.
Dawn, 12:04 PM
