Dawn's Digression.
Monday, July 21, 2003
Tonight I tried on those three girdles I bought on Saturday. Michele came in while I was messing with the hook and eyes on a pair of the 'long leg panties'. "What are you doing? You aren't going to be comfortable in that -- you'll be so hot!" she exclaimed. "Ha! This ain't about being comfortable, this is about looking gooood. This is my $4000 party, and I'm gonna look good. Dammit." I replied.
Tell me I'm not right.
Okay. I need help. Actually I need a LOT of help. But what I want right now is opinions.
I bought those very unattractive 'long leg panties' things, but I'm looking on Fredrick's web site, and it looks like some corsets go pretty low. And then I could wear garters and those thigh highs. Oh yeah, baby. BUT (this may be TMI for you...) My legs are kinda fat, and I can't stand them to touch when I get hot. What if my legs stick together all night? That is so disgusting, I can't believe I'm typing it. But it's true. Anyway, I like this. You can see how that is much more attractive than this. I dunno what to do! Of course, I still have a little problem with the whole bra thing. I have to figure all this out before Saturday.
Here's something else. The wedding is in Vermont in the fall. What do you think of when you think of Vermont in fall? (Don't be a smarty pants, Chulie...You know where I'm going!) You think of leaves. So I'm thinking about a leaf theme instead of our no theme theme. It's appropriate. But not too leafy. Just like some leaves on the invites. If I have leaves on the invites does that mean I can't have rose petals on the tables? Also, I found some seal and send invites I like. You don't have to buy a bazillion little cards with envelopes. There are no envelopes, and the RSVP is a post card, thus saving postage and paper. But is it too casual? Does anyone give a flying fuck besides me? They don't, do they? If I send out an invite like this, is it just inviting some lesbian to wear jeans to my function? I don't want people thinking it's too casual. I don't want people in tuxes or anything. But I'd at least like it if they could wear khakis or something.
OH! And get this! The hotel changed it's name the beginning of this month. And I was okay with that. But they are changing it again in 60 days. So what am I supposed to put on the invitations? How will anyone find the hotel if I don't even know the frickin' name? That pisses me off. I may have chosen another facility if I'd known about this name change. There's not a chance I can get the correct name on the invite. Not possible.
Do you like these shoes?
What a mess. I still have more opinions needed, but I want to quit thinking about it. It stresses me. But let me know what you think about the above, okay?
My brain hurts. I can take no more! I think I'll go to bed. I don't feel like reading Anne of the Island, though. Or my Time from last week. BORING!
Tell me I'm not right.
Okay. I need help. Actually I need a LOT of help. But what I want right now is opinions.
I bought those very unattractive 'long leg panties' things, but I'm looking on Fredrick's web site, and it looks like some corsets go pretty low. And then I could wear garters and those thigh highs. Oh yeah, baby. BUT (this may be TMI for you...) My legs are kinda fat, and I can't stand them to touch when I get hot. What if my legs stick together all night? That is so disgusting, I can't believe I'm typing it. But it's true. Anyway, I like this. You can see how that is much more attractive than this. I dunno what to do! Of course, I still have a little problem with the whole bra thing. I have to figure all this out before Saturday.
Here's something else. The wedding is in Vermont in the fall. What do you think of when you think of Vermont in fall? (Don't be a smarty pants, Chulie...You know where I'm going!) You think of leaves. So I'm thinking about a leaf theme instead of our no theme theme. It's appropriate. But not too leafy. Just like some leaves on the invites. If I have leaves on the invites does that mean I can't have rose petals on the tables? Also, I found some seal and send invites I like. You don't have to buy a bazillion little cards with envelopes. There are no envelopes, and the RSVP is a post card, thus saving postage and paper. But is it too casual? Does anyone give a flying fuck besides me? They don't, do they? If I send out an invite like this, is it just inviting some lesbian to wear jeans to my function? I don't want people thinking it's too casual. I don't want people in tuxes or anything. But I'd at least like it if they could wear khakis or something.
OH! And get this! The hotel changed it's name the beginning of this month. And I was okay with that. But they are changing it again in 60 days. So what am I supposed to put on the invitations? How will anyone find the hotel if I don't even know the frickin' name? That pisses me off. I may have chosen another facility if I'd known about this name change. There's not a chance I can get the correct name on the invite. Not possible.
Do you like these shoes?
What a mess. I still have more opinions needed, but I want to quit thinking about it. It stresses me. But let me know what you think about the above, okay?
My brain hurts. I can take no more! I think I'll go to bed. I don't feel like reading Anne of the Island, though. Or my Time from last week. BORING!
Dawn, 9:09 PM
