Dawn's Digression.
Saturday, July 19, 2003
It smelled like an apple, anyway!
Last week I bought a bottle of Seagram's Apple Vodka. I took the lid off, and took a huge whiff. Oh my goodness! It smelled just like an apple. A yummy apple. I was very excited.
"I can drink this straight!" I thought. "It smells exactly like an apple...How bad could it be?"
My mistake. I chilled that vodka in a glass. Then I took a drink of it.
Holy Mother Of GOD.
Note to self: Just because it smells like an apple, doesn't mean it tastes like one.
I don't drink alcohol straight. NEVER. I've never had a shot of vodka or tequila in my life. It's just nasty. I can't do it. I'm a wuss. What can I say?
"I can drink this straight!" I thought. "It smells exactly like an apple...How bad could it be?"
My mistake. I chilled that vodka in a glass. Then I took a drink of it.
Holy Mother Of GOD.
Note to self: Just because it smells like an apple, doesn't mean it tastes like one.
I don't drink alcohol straight. NEVER. I've never had a shot of vodka or tequila in my life. It's just nasty. I can't do it. I'm a wuss. What can I say?
Dawn, 11:09 PM
