Dawn's Digression.

1. When was the last time you cheated?
Depends on when exactly the relationship 'started'. You know that awkward dating period when you're seeing each other, but not together??? It's really a gray area. I am totally skirting the issue here.

2. When was the last time you stole?
I am very ashamed of myself for this. There is a break room right outside my office. Often, people will have parties in the break room, and usually whatever they leave behind is fair game. Well, they left a 12 pack of coke. I took one. I had a car accident the same day. Darn Karma. That coke cost me $100.

3. When was the last time you lied?
Me? Lie? *shrug* I dunno. When was the last time you asked me a question? J/K! NO, really. I actually lied to my mother about something a couple of months ago, and I couldn't feel worse for it. But I'm not going to say what it was in this blog. No way.

4. When was the last time you broke or vandalized another's property?
Okay, now that I don't do.
Anymore.
When Ruby broke up with me I cut the bristles off her toothbrush, broke some plates, and wrote "bitch" on her dresser mirror with lipstick.
I'm nice until you break up with me.

5. When was the last time you hurt a loved one?
Our loved ones are the ones we hurt most often. I'm sure I've hurt Michele recently. I know I did when I told her I was freaking out about the whole marriage thing. Hurting people is a sad fact of life.