Dawn's Digression.
Wednesday, February 19, 2003
Country Gravy
A girl can never have too much of that white country gravy. You know the kind I'm talking about? 
The kind you get at Dairy Queen with your steak fingers. Steak fingers from DQ just aren't what they used to be. They are much firmer than they were. I liked them when they were kinda flat and floppy. This 'new' steak finger with the funky breading just ain't right. I don't eat the steak fingers anymore. Actually, I don't eat anything at DQ anymore, because they are impossible to find in the city. Every now and then I get a hankerin' for a Blizzard and track one down, though. Mmmm. M&M Blizzard. A~, I was talking about the gravy. I had chicken strips with gravy for lunch, and Holy Mother of God, was that gravy good. I told McJenny a girl can never have too much gravy, and she informed me that she doesn't LIKE white gravy. I'm going to choose to ignore that fact and remain her friend on the basis that she let me borrow her Norah Jones CD. Not that I could burn it, mind you, because my stupid burner STILL DOES NOT WORK. It's really starting to piss my ass off. It keeps saying there is an error on my blank disk. My brand new blank disk? And all of them? How could that be? Okay. I just got really mad. When is Renee Spice coming to my house to fix my CD burner? Anybody else want to volunteer? Please? It has been over a year, and I still don't have the bastard working.
Boobies
Boo Boo was a crazy man this morning. He ran across us all night. Played in the blinds. Muriel threw more aspen shavings out of the cage. I cleaned it up ...an hour later, Muffin walks over to the cage and there is big heap of it sitting on the hutch. We have some incredibly stupid animals. I'll have to take a picture of our fish that swims upside down. We used to think she was dead/dying. Now we just think she is stupid. So~ we have a mouse that throws bedding out of the cage, a dog that barks, a cat that licks plastic, a fish that swims upside down, and a cat that runs on us all night.
Ally is still pissed as a weasel in a blender, and Peanut still has not confronted Darcee, the dog. Boobies and Peanut are fine. He was licking her last night. Very cute.
The kind you get at Dairy Queen with your steak fingers. Steak fingers from DQ just aren't what they used to be. They are much firmer than they were. I liked them when they were kinda flat and floppy. This 'new' steak finger with the funky breading just ain't right. I don't eat the steak fingers anymore. Actually, I don't eat anything at DQ anymore, because they are impossible to find in the city. Every now and then I get a hankerin' for a Blizzard and track one down, though. Mmmm. M&M Blizzard. A~, I was talking about the gravy. I had chicken strips with gravy for lunch, and Holy Mother of God, was that gravy good. I told McJenny a girl can never have too much gravy, and she informed me that she doesn't LIKE white gravy. I'm going to choose to ignore that fact and remain her friend on the basis that she let me borrow her Norah Jones CD. Not that I could burn it, mind you, because my stupid burner STILL DOES NOT WORK. It's really starting to piss my ass off. It keeps saying there is an error on my blank disk. My brand new blank disk? And all of them? How could that be? Okay. I just got really mad. When is Renee Spice coming to my house to fix my CD burner? Anybody else want to volunteer? Please? It has been over a year, and I still don't have the bastard working.
BoobiesBoo Boo was a crazy man this morning. He ran across us all night. Played in the blinds. Muriel threw more aspen shavings out of the cage. I cleaned it up ...an hour later, Muffin walks over to the cage and there is big heap of it sitting on the hutch. We have some incredibly stupid animals. I'll have to take a picture of our fish that swims upside down. We used to think she was dead/dying. Now we just think she is stupid. So~ we have a mouse that throws bedding out of the cage, a dog that barks, a cat that licks plastic, a fish that swims upside down, and a cat that runs on us all night.
Ally is still pissed as a weasel in a blender, and Peanut still has not confronted Darcee, the dog. Boobies and Peanut are fine. He was licking her last night. Very cute.
Dawn, 12:47 PM
