Dawn's Digression.
Saturday, December 03, 2005
Warning: May Cause Drowziness
Alcohol may intensify this effect. Use care when operating a car or dangerous machinery.
I am pure genius. 100% pure angus genius.
I am extremely sensitive to caffeine. Caffeine after 7pm means I don't sleep. It's pathetic, really. You know, I just decided I'm not a genius after all. I simply did something that made sense for once.
Why does Xanax from Wal-Mart look different from Xanax at CVS, which looked different from the Xanax from Eckerd's. Whatever dude. Any way it is shaped, it goes down well with rum & cola. Trying to decide if I want to watch a movie tonight or just throw in the towel. I'll probably chatter here until the Xanax kicks in. Or I finish the rum. Or both. I'm sure I can dream up some stuff to say.
Hey. I bought groceries. Like milk, eggs, bread and butter. No kidding. I may have food. Of course, I'm pulling into the parking lot and I realize I forgot something that was important....as I'm putting away the groceries, I remember something else. What is wrong with me? How come I'm not making lists like I used to? It's crazy! Nuts.
OMG. I know what I want to do. Watch The Best of Mike Myers. FUN. That skit with Nicole Kidman where he has ADD kills me. I laugh until I hurt. This is a good thing. Maybe when I finish my dinner (bag of peanut M&Ms).
I am pure genius. 100% pure angus genius.
I am extremely sensitive to caffeine. Caffeine after 7pm means I don't sleep. It's pathetic, really. You know, I just decided I'm not a genius after all. I simply did something that made sense for once.
Why does Xanax from Wal-Mart look different from Xanax at CVS, which looked different from the Xanax from Eckerd's. Whatever dude. Any way it is shaped, it goes down well with rum & cola. Trying to decide if I want to watch a movie tonight or just throw in the towel. I'll probably chatter here until the Xanax kicks in. Or I finish the rum. Or both. I'm sure I can dream up some stuff to say.
Hey. I bought groceries. Like milk, eggs, bread and butter. No kidding. I may have food. Of course, I'm pulling into the parking lot and I realize I forgot something that was important....as I'm putting away the groceries, I remember something else. What is wrong with me? How come I'm not making lists like I used to? It's crazy! Nuts.
OMG. I know what I want to do. Watch The Best of Mike Myers. FUN. That skit with Nicole Kidman where he has ADD kills me. I laugh until I hurt. This is a good thing. Maybe when I finish my dinner (bag of peanut M&Ms).
Dawn, 11:58 PM
