Dawn's Digression.

I'm sorry I didn't get to the second day of vacation today. I got to work late and then had to leave early for a dentist appointment. I got my teeth cleaned. *shows teeth* See?

I'm in a crappy mood again today. Why? Because I'm an idiot. Ya know, I try to do stuff right, I really do. I just don't think sometimes. Okay, most times. But I mean well. Always. I suppose it's not that big of a deal, but I feel really bad. The Commissioner asked me to record American Idol for her. And I thought I did. But I'm a freakin' retard, and I recorded in on the VCR that doesn't record for some unknown reason. I even got up off the couch a few times to check and see if it was still recording and to make sure the tape wasn't ending. So much for that. She has no American Idol. And I'll tell ya, she looked pissed as a weasel in a blender, ya'll. She got those little sparks in her eyes and pointed. That is how you know she's mad. She points. My God, I feel bad. So I made myself come to my room. Not that it's all bad in here. I just thought I best get away from her before I see the wrath of The One Who Shall Remain American Idol-less. *smacks self in head repeatedly* "stupid, stupid, stupid!"

On to more cheerful things.

I gained four pounds on vacation. I feel like a house. That's two bags of sugar I'm carrying around. Damn freaking vacation. I was doing so well. I really was. I hadn't lost anything, but at least I was in a groove. Stupid Cheap Vacation.

On the bright side of things I slept last night. Thanks to the Sacred Sleeping Pill. Last night I finally thought "screw my internal integrity" and I took the pill. I mean for Pete's sake, a girl has to sleep occasionally. Doesn't she?