Dawn's Digression.
Tuesday, July 30, 2002
We had drama last night.
We have a couch that has a recliner on each end, and a table that pulls down from the middle section to reveal a little table thingy. So, I was eating my not-so-yummy frozen raviolis and watching the Biography channel (Melissa Gilbert!) on this little table. I finished my dinner and flipped the little table-thingy back up. I heard a kitty crying. It took me a second to realize it was Boobies crying from INside the couch. Of course, I freaked out. I started yelling, "Oh my god.. ohmygod ohmygod. Boo-Boo is in the couch!" We got out the flashlights and pulled out the recliners. No Boo-Boo. I stuck my hand down in the little hole between the couch cushion and the table. No Boo-Boo. I looked underneath the center of the couch and saw a ball of fur just laying there. I had been calling Boobies the entire time and he didn't answer. And then there was a ball of fur. I freaked. "He's there! He's not moving! He is UNDER the couch!" We picked up the couch and the cat ran and hid under the bed. Dang cat. He scared his mommy to death. It took us like five minutes to get him out from under the bed. And that was with me dragging him out by his head. I pressed on all his little kitty parts and he never cried, so I guess he's fine. But it took 15 mintues to get my breathing back where it was to begin with.
Which brings me to.....
My friend gave me the rest of her MiracleTab. The bottle says you lose 1/2 pound per tablet. Now, I know this is a load of malarky. It contains a crapload of Ephedra. And I also know that it just messes with your metabolism and you're likely to gain back more than what you lose. I know these things. Yet I'm taking MiracleTab. I just can't help myself.
We have a couch that has a recliner on each end, and a table that pulls down from the middle section to reveal a little table thingy. So, I was eating my not-so-yummy frozen raviolis and watching the Biography channel (Melissa Gilbert!) on this little table. I finished my dinner and flipped the little table-thingy back up. I heard a kitty crying. It took me a second to realize it was Boobies crying from INside the couch. Of course, I freaked out. I started yelling, "Oh my god.. ohmygod ohmygod. Boo-Boo is in the couch!" We got out the flashlights and pulled out the recliners. No Boo-Boo. I stuck my hand down in the little hole between the couch cushion and the table. No Boo-Boo. I looked underneath the center of the couch and saw a ball of fur just laying there. I had been calling Boobies the entire time and he didn't answer. And then there was a ball of fur. I freaked. "He's there! He's not moving! He is UNDER the couch!" We picked up the couch and the cat ran and hid under the bed. Dang cat. He scared his mommy to death. It took us like five minutes to get him out from under the bed. And that was with me dragging him out by his head. I pressed on all his little kitty parts and he never cried, so I guess he's fine. But it took 15 mintues to get my breathing back where it was to begin with.
Which brings me to.....
My friend gave me the rest of her MiracleTab. The bottle says you lose 1/2 pound per tablet. Now, I know this is a load of malarky. It contains a crapload of Ephedra. And I also know that it just messes with your metabolism and you're likely to gain back more than what you lose. I know these things. Yet I'm taking MiracleTab. I just can't help myself.
Dawn, 10:16 AM
