Dawn's Digression.
Thursday, July 25, 2002
I saw The Nut!
I saw The Nut! And hers looked so pretty. (Yes, I'm aware my grammar is off. I swear to you that I indeed do have excellent verbal and written skills. I choose not to use them.) Baby Nut looked so happy sitting on the back of the chair. She had the biggest grin on her little face. And she talked to me. She told me that she is very happy and is getting a lot of love in her new home. I even got biscuits. I love that. She jumped in my lap and everything. I love that kitty.
Last night when I got home I was standing in the kitchen fixing a drink and trying to talk to LLCM about American Idol and Boobies kept standing up and putting his little front feet on my thighs. LLCM says he begged for attention from the moment she got home. And, of course she threw in:
"I told him 'Your mommy will be home in a little bit.' That was at 6:30. Then it was 7:30 and I told him, 'Your mommy will be home when she is done with her drinking binge.' Then it was 8, and I told him you'd be home by 8:30 for American Idol. And then it was 8:30 and I told him you were never coming home."
That kitty was dying for attention from his mother. He is so cute. We was just a-talkin'. He's a real chatterbox. I told him Nut said 'Hi', even though she didn't. I do that sometimes. I'll tell someone someone said 'Hi' even if they didn't. Just to be the goodwill embassador. Does everyone do that? Why do I ask so many rhetorical questions?
I saw The Nut! And hers looked so pretty. (Yes, I'm aware my grammar is off. I swear to you that I indeed do have excellent verbal and written skills. I choose not to use them.) Baby Nut looked so happy sitting on the back of the chair. She had the biggest grin on her little face. And she talked to me. She told me that she is very happy and is getting a lot of love in her new home. I even got biscuits. I love that. She jumped in my lap and everything. I love that kitty.
Last night when I got home I was standing in the kitchen fixing a drink and trying to talk to LLCM about American Idol and Boobies kept standing up and putting his little front feet on my thighs. LLCM says he begged for attention from the moment she got home. And, of course she threw in:
"I told him 'Your mommy will be home in a little bit.' That was at 6:30. Then it was 7:30 and I told him, 'Your mommy will be home when she is done with her drinking binge.' Then it was 8, and I told him you'd be home by 8:30 for American Idol. And then it was 8:30 and I told him you were never coming home."
That kitty was dying for attention from his mother. He is so cute. We was just a-talkin'. He's a real chatterbox. I told him Nut said 'Hi', even though she didn't. I do that sometimes. I'll tell someone someone said 'Hi' even if they didn't. Just to be the goodwill embassador. Does everyone do that? Why do I ask so many rhetorical questions?
Dawn, 11:30 AM
