Dawn's Digression.
Thursday, July 25, 2002
I have lost my underwear, I don't care, I'll go bare!
Okay, it's not really lost. But I do have an issue with the elastic. The elastic is getting quite stretched out around the top. Of course, it is one of my most favoritest pairs, so I simply cannot throw them out. But they're buggin'. I feel like I've got droopy drawers. And I suppose I do. I keep having to pull up my underwear. This is great for the office. Thank goodness my cubicle provides a large amount of privacy. Maybe I should retire this pair. *sigh* Acutally, I suppose I should look at it as an opportunity. Now I will have the opportunity to buy new underwear, which is the highlight of my week when it occurs. Does buying new underwear excite anyone else? New socks, new underwear, new bra. All three very exciting. You know what would be awesome? To throw out ALL undergarments and buy brand-spanking-new ones. Wow. Maybe when I win the lottery I will do that. Yes, I think I will.
Did you know that every ounce of alcohol you drink sets your metabolism back one week? I'm not sure what this means, but I know I was told that while I was holding a beer. And right after I had bought both a bottle of rum and a bottle of vodka. Those two bottles of alcohol are worth at least 6 months, don't you think? I was telling my friend at work that now I probably NEED the alcohol since I have absolutely no metabolism. Maybe the alcohol is the only thing breaking up the food in my system. I'm having a fat day. I feel ucky.
Okay, it's not really lost. But I do have an issue with the elastic. The elastic is getting quite stretched out around the top. Of course, it is one of my most favoritest pairs, so I simply cannot throw them out. But they're buggin'. I feel like I've got droopy drawers. And I suppose I do. I keep having to pull up my underwear. This is great for the office. Thank goodness my cubicle provides a large amount of privacy. Maybe I should retire this pair. *sigh* Acutally, I suppose I should look at it as an opportunity. Now I will have the opportunity to buy new underwear, which is the highlight of my week when it occurs. Does buying new underwear excite anyone else? New socks, new underwear, new bra. All three very exciting. You know what would be awesome? To throw out ALL undergarments and buy brand-spanking-new ones. Wow. Maybe when I win the lottery I will do that. Yes, I think I will.
Did you know that every ounce of alcohol you drink sets your metabolism back one week? I'm not sure what this means, but I know I was told that while I was holding a beer. And right after I had bought both a bottle of rum and a bottle of vodka. Those two bottles of alcohol are worth at least 6 months, don't you think? I was telling my friend at work that now I probably NEED the alcohol since I have absolutely no metabolism. Maybe the alcohol is the only thing breaking up the food in my system. I'm having a fat day. I feel ucky.
Dawn, 11:21 AM
