Dawn's Digression.

I bought a patchouli plant and I was trying to explain to Jennifer how it smells because she can't smell the plant. I told her that's how we know for absolute certain she is straight. Lesbians can always smell patchouli. I call it 'lesbian bait'. We came back to work and I left the plants in my office. Our manager came over, and was all, "Oh, this patchouli smells good!". We tried very hard not to laugh in an obvious manner.