Dawn's Digression.
Monday, December 05, 2005
Hands!! Boots! Butt!
OMG. The world almost ended tonight. I could not find my favorite IG DVD. Seriously. I was moments from an extreme freak out. I finally found it in another DVD case. But now I have to wonder where Watershed is. I remember seeing it before I moved, but that doesn't mean much. Unacceptable. Completely and totally. Also unacceptable. 27" TV Indigo viewing when accustomed to
BOOTS!
46", 52", 56" or whatever Michele had. This ain't right, man. Ain't RIGHT! Somebody sit my butt in front of a big screen w/a bottle of wine. Woo! I keep telling you I'm a simple girl. :)
I got birds! I did. Two finches. Howard and Patrick. You should have seen the look on my face when I saw Howard was still at Petco. Ha! Good thing I don't mind vacuuming. They throw stuff. But they are SO cute.
BUTT!
Seriously. Can I rent a theater somewhere to watch this? *sigh*
BOOTS!
Will I ever find these boots? Ever?? I guess not. If I did, where would I wear them?
HIPS! (this is a new one) Hel-LO!
Sorry for the digressions. You may recall this is Dawn's Digression. heh
Mother of God.
Anyway....
Birds are way cute. They make pretty noises. The kitties would like to eat them. Boobies was shaking and licking his lips, he wanted them so bad.
Great Scott.
Boots. hands. Butt. Woo! Good scene. I am not sure I can continue to blog.
I don't even like this song. "Trouble" One of the few I skip through on a consistent basis.
Why have I waited so long to watch? Silly.
I need help w/something. Land of Canaan. "I'm not your land of Canaan, sweetheart..." Hm. Okay from what I understand, which is very little...Canaan was a safe place for um.... Crap. I forgot. Jews? Hebrews? Crud. Must be Jews. The poor Jews have been run all over Europe and the Middle East. So not right. Anyway. Is she saying she is not her safe place to come home to? That she needs to quit thinking she will always be there for her to come back to? I need help. Never been able to get anyone to discuss this w/me. I imagine the trend will continue.
BOOTS!
Boots!
Someday I hope to meet a lesbian (straight girls aren't into it) to sit here and sing w/me and yell "boots!" just for the friggin' hell of it, even if she doesn't think the boots are cute. *sigh*
*sigh*
Anyway.
Have I mentioned what a spectacular time I've been having? I suppose I have.
Get Out the Map. This one goes with Power Of Two in my mind. Pick me up in the back you've packed a cooler and a two-day suitcase......get out the map and lay your finger anywhere down. YES, PLEASE. Which brings me to something...
Yesterday, Tonya is driving out to BFE for the party. I'm all sprawled out in the backseat with my eyes closed. "You sleepin'!?!" No way, Jose. I am enjoying the fact that I ain't gotta do nothing. Somebody picked me up and took me somewhere. I didn't need directions. I didn't need a time. I just got in the car and went. Every now and then it's just nice to let someone else take the reigns.
I'm almost out of alcohol again. Ugh. Ew. What am I drinking? Why do I keep trying new stuff?
"Thanks, ya'll"
Please tell me I did not just sing to Howard. I think I did. I will sing to friggin' anything. Oy. I'm a real nutjob.
Hmm. DVD over. Now what?
BOOTS!
46", 52", 56" or whatever Michele had. This ain't right, man. Ain't RIGHT! Somebody sit my butt in front of a big screen w/a bottle of wine. Woo! I keep telling you I'm a simple girl. :)
I got birds! I did. Two finches. Howard and Patrick. You should have seen the look on my face when I saw Howard was still at Petco. Ha! Good thing I don't mind vacuuming. They throw stuff. But they are SO cute.
BUTT!
Seriously. Can I rent a theater somewhere to watch this? *sigh*
BOOTS!
Will I ever find these boots? Ever?? I guess not. If I did, where would I wear them?
HIPS! (this is a new one) Hel-LO!
Sorry for the digressions. You may recall this is Dawn's Digression. heh
Mother of God.
Anyway....
Birds are way cute. They make pretty noises. The kitties would like to eat them. Boobies was shaking and licking his lips, he wanted them so bad.
Great Scott.
Boots. hands. Butt. Woo! Good scene. I am not sure I can continue to blog.
I don't even like this song. "Trouble" One of the few I skip through on a consistent basis.
Why have I waited so long to watch? Silly.
I need help w/something. Land of Canaan. "I'm not your land of Canaan, sweetheart..." Hm. Okay from what I understand, which is very little...Canaan was a safe place for um.... Crap. I forgot. Jews? Hebrews? Crud. Must be Jews. The poor Jews have been run all over Europe and the Middle East. So not right. Anyway. Is she saying she is not her safe place to come home to? That she needs to quit thinking she will always be there for her to come back to? I need help. Never been able to get anyone to discuss this w/me. I imagine the trend will continue.
BOOTS!
Boots!
Someday I hope to meet a lesbian (straight girls aren't into it) to sit here and sing w/me and yell "boots!" just for the friggin' hell of it, even if she doesn't think the boots are cute. *sigh*
*sigh*
Anyway.
Have I mentioned what a spectacular time I've been having? I suppose I have.
Get Out the Map. This one goes with Power Of Two in my mind. Pick me up in the back you've packed a cooler and a two-day suitcase......get out the map and lay your finger anywhere down. YES, PLEASE. Which brings me to something...
Yesterday, Tonya is driving out to BFE for the party. I'm all sprawled out in the backseat with my eyes closed. "You sleepin'!?!" No way, Jose. I am enjoying the fact that I ain't gotta do nothing. Somebody picked me up and took me somewhere. I didn't need directions. I didn't need a time. I just got in the car and went. Every now and then it's just nice to let someone else take the reigns.
I'm almost out of alcohol again. Ugh. Ew. What am I drinking? Why do I keep trying new stuff?
"Thanks, ya'll"
Please tell me I did not just sing to Howard. I think I did. I will sing to friggin' anything. Oy. I'm a real nutjob.
Hmm. DVD over. Now what?
Dawn, 10:12 PM
