Dawn's Digression.
Tuesday, April 06, 2004
The Hermit Crab:
I do not like hermit crabs. I like fluffy critters. Not other ones. I'll look at them, but I do not want to touch or be touched by them. Mich and I were at Earthbound Trading Company. They sell hermit crabs. And we were looking at them. She decided to pick one up and was looking at it. Then she shoved it in my face and I freaked out. I kinda hollered at her and we moved on.
The next morning I woke Michele up because I was screaming in my sleep. I dreamed we had a hermit crab as a pet and it was getting out of the cage, so I asked her to put it back in. She said she noticed it was out earlier, and it would be fine. Well, the damn thing scampered across the floor at break neck speed and was coming at me. Seriously, I've never seen a critter crawl that fast. I can't really describe it. There's a noise I have to make when I tell it. It goes, "chicka chicka chicka". I realize that does nothing for you.
The story is not nearly as entertaining now that I type it out.
I do not like hermit crabs. I like fluffy critters. Not other ones. I'll look at them, but I do not want to touch or be touched by them. Mich and I were at Earthbound Trading Company. They sell hermit crabs. And we were looking at them. She decided to pick one up and was looking at it. Then she shoved it in my face and I freaked out. I kinda hollered at her and we moved on.
The next morning I woke Michele up because I was screaming in my sleep. I dreamed we had a hermit crab as a pet and it was getting out of the cage, so I asked her to put it back in. She said she noticed it was out earlier, and it would be fine. Well, the damn thing scampered across the floor at break neck speed and was coming at me. Seriously, I've never seen a critter crawl that fast. I can't really describe it. There's a noise I have to make when I tell it. It goes, "chicka chicka chicka". I realize that does nothing for you.
The story is not nearly as entertaining now that I type it out.
Dawn, 11:57 AM
