Dawn's Digression.
Thursday, January 02, 2003
Let me ask you a question.
If you go into your favorite restroom stall at work, and the person before you 'forgot' to flush, what do you do? Do you:
A) flush and go
B) flush and move to another stall
C) go and flush
D) go into another stall
I just go in another stall. For some reason, the toilet is then tainted to me. I can have nothing to do with it. Icky-poo. Even though it's my favorite stall. I just can't do it.
Another question: Do you actually *touch* the handle to flush the toilet? If so, have you thought about what has touched that???!?? *shiver* Grody. I always flush with my foot. I don't care if the handle is even with my head. I'll hike my extremely inflexible foot up there and flush with it. I am NOT touching anything in there with my hand. What I really hate is bathroom doors with handles that you must pull to exit. I've just washed my hands with (hopefully) antibacterial soap. I sure as hell don't want to touch the door handle to get out. Doesn't that negate all the hand washing? I think it does. Not everyone washes their hands, ya know. I used to work with this lady that would leave the bathroom without washing her hands. I couldn't stand to be around her after she went to the bathroom. Ugh. And this one time she threw up in her garbage can. Did she not know she was going to throw up? Ew. For God's sake, woman! Get thee to a bathroom!
If you go into your favorite restroom stall at work, and the person before you 'forgot' to flush, what do you do? Do you:
A) flush and go
B) flush and move to another stall
C) go and flush
D) go into another stall
I just go in another stall. For some reason, the toilet is then tainted to me. I can have nothing to do with it. Icky-poo. Even though it's my favorite stall. I just can't do it.
Another question: Do you actually *touch* the handle to flush the toilet? If so, have you thought about what has touched that???!?? *shiver* Grody. I always flush with my foot. I don't care if the handle is even with my head. I'll hike my extremely inflexible foot up there and flush with it. I am NOT touching anything in there with my hand. What I really hate is bathroom doors with handles that you must pull to exit. I've just washed my hands with (hopefully) antibacterial soap. I sure as hell don't want to touch the door handle to get out. Doesn't that negate all the hand washing? I think it does. Not everyone washes their hands, ya know. I used to work with this lady that would leave the bathroom without washing her hands. I couldn't stand to be around her after she went to the bathroom. Ugh. And this one time she threw up in her garbage can. Did she not know she was going to throw up? Ew. For God's sake, woman! Get thee to a bathroom!
Dawn, 9:52 PM
