Dawn's Digression.

I'm a little late responding to a comment. Okay, really late. It was Gil's about scantily clad individuals. I'm not sure if I misunderstood or not, but after reading his comment, I wondered if it has come off that I only like skinny girls. For some reason, this concerns me. I am very UNattracted to skinny girls. I like meat on a woman's bones. To me, the point of a woman is her curves. I'm all about the curves, baby. Oh, yeah. I'm trying to think if I ever dated anyone skinny. I don't think so. Probably the thinnest person I dated was Ruby. Yeah, now that I think about it, she's kinda tiny. (You are, too, Ruby! I hate you!) But I think she has a butt. Do you have a butt, Rube? I can't remember all the sudden. Anyhoo- I was just concerned that I came off as some skinny-girl-lover. Ugh!

How the hell does a dog chew on a buffalo nickel? WTF? This is the first thing Darcee has ever chewed on that I can recall. Stupid dog. Michele couldn't remember her ever doing, that, either. Thank God I didn't have all the Avon orders in the living room floor. I can just see her eating bags of lotion and makeup.

I abhor summer. Especially here in Texas. It is supposed to be 80 degrees here today. Dude. It's March. In many states, it is still snowing. Darn my ancestors for moving here! I like to wear long sleeve shirts. I am always sad when I have to give those up for the summer. I wear them as long as I can stand it, though. I hardly ever wear shorts, which always solicits some comments on the softball field (Nope, I don't play, for any of you new readers...Mich is the commissioner of the lesbian softball league in Dallas, so I am out there quite a bit.). I wear jeans clear into June if I can. I hate hate HATE shorts. That means I have to Nair my upper thighs. That is just messy and time consuming. And here we are at that special time of year when I have to start painting my toe nails again. Ugh. Damn, I hate Texas.

Home Depot. Ugh. I worked there twice. Rachel is a manager there now. They used to always tell us that they didn't have sales. They also don't give employee discounts. This is how they keep their prices low for everyone, they say. Blah, blah, blah. Maybe that's why their employees are always getting fired for theft. Got one fired, myself. I went to Lowe's on Friday as well to get some rock and garden border. I need more rock. The area right below our water spigot (How do you spell that? UPDATE - Just spell checked. I call it a spicket. Is that a southern thing?) is muddy and gross. So, I dug it up, put some border down, and poured in the rock. It'll be much better if I ever buy more rock.

I love the parking garage here at work. The parking spaces are HUGE and I can back right in. I've been meaning to blog that for ages, and I have no idea why, because it really REALLY is not interesting.