I hate this rug This is my woman's idea of an 'area rug'. Do you see what I'm working with here? Do you remember the whole shower curtain fiasco? I think this should help you understand why I feel the need to be the one in charge of decorating. You'll also notice if you scroll down that our bedspread has flowers on it. Why? I don't know, Kind Friend. I just don't know. I think I have anger issues today and now I'm striking out at the poor Muffin. Who is still being perfect, btw. AND just to add to her perfection, I must tell you that The Muffin has quit smoking. She was the occasional smoker. But now she is the never smoker. I didn't holler at her or anything like that. I simply told her about how I lost/am losing my grandparents. She decided, I guess, that it was more important that she be around for me and more important that I didn't beat the crap out of her for smoking. These are my assumptions, though. Her intentions may be less true. At any rate, I am quite proud of her for doing that. Whether it was for me or for her, I'm just stoked about her decision. Now I'm going to have to find something else wrong with her to harp on. The decor, maybe? Sure. IF she hadn't already said I get to be in charge of decorating the house when we get it. I seriously have nothing to complain about. *wrinkles eyebrows* I'll think of something, I just know it!